welcome to mel hell

really cool idea for all my friends (and everyone on this garbage website, really): stop making your fav is problematic jokes! they have blatant anti-sj undertones and invalidate the feelings of those who have actually been hurt by the bigoted or even abusive behavior of celebrities that seriously can be considered problematic

its 11:30 on a school night now is not the time for me to be discovering that yin yarn has the cutest verbal tic ever in the jp version of kirbys epic yarn

vicmignogno:

whats homework

vicmignogno:

whats homework

Blur - Song 3

smugsbunny2:

whee hee

heads up: from now on if i ever talk about shipping metakirb its either a. purely platonic or b. (non-sexually) romantic but in some au where theyre around the same age (for instance, a high school au)

kirby is a very young kid in canon (with the exception of avalanche maybe) so shipping them romantically as they are is definitely Not A Good Idea and i probably shouldve realized that sooner so im sorry

NOVA MASTURBATES WITH AN ASTEROID
Anonymous

jerkin hard or hardly jerkin 

yoai:

yoai:

Nova too had peaked. He sent a thick beam of cosmic energy away into space.

"Sir! We’ve been attacked!" the night watch Waddle-Dee cried.
"By WHAT?!"
"I don’t know, sir!" he went on, "Some source of cosmic energy…we have no idea what it was or where it came from!"

A massive beam of pale blue energy struck the Gourmet Race track and enveloped the surroundings into blinding light.
Kirby was thrown back.
He struggled to get up.
The precious gourmet race track!! It was gone…it was all gone.

bigthighguy:

I was two different types of people this weekend

yoai:

Nova too had peaked. He sent a thick beam of cosmic energy away into space.

"Sir! We’ve been attacked!" the night watch Waddle-Dee cried.
"By WHAT?!"
"I don’t know, sir!" he went on, "Some source of cosmic energy…we have no idea what it was or where it came from!"